Oh here's fun. "Ukip sacks policy chief after he fails to deliver manifesto" says The Times. I remember being told by certain individuals that Ukip most definitely would have intelligent policies because of "rising stars" like Tim Aker and Suzanne Evans. Now we learn they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery and need it verified by an "independent think thank". I only know of two who would be willing to stomach such a venture, one of which is full of libertarian absolutist dunces and the other so completely out of touch with reality their policy documents actually melt my face. The only certainty here is that the Ukip manifesto, if it ever arrives, will be the comedy event of the year. Very much looking forward to shredding it.