Thursday 11 April 2013

Ten lies about Mrs Thatcher

  • She was twice winner of Wimbledon.
  • She had webbed feet and aquatic gills.
  • Her favourite band was Anthrax.
  • She was allergic to cheese.
  • She was a recurring extra in Eastenders.
  • She had the worlds largest collection of Elvis memorabilia.
  • She was Croydon arm-wrestling champion three years in a row.
  • She could bend spoons with the power of her mind.
  • She was a critical member of the Apollo 12 mission.
  • She kept four goats at Number 10 Downing Street.